I know everyone thinks St. Patrick's  day is all about shamrocks and green beer

but I think you will like my version

Since I am part Irish .. the kiss me I'm Irish really works for me

I have a green and white bathing suit under a green and white pair of pants

I am by the pool , its a nice spring day

the wind blowing my red hair

I really think you should kiss me on my exposed Irish parts

maybe more than once :)