Can you really know anyone? It takes around 200 engagement hours to learn about someone. A lifetime actually but you get the gist? Here are some top facts about me.


CURRENT STATS
42D X 38 X 50
209 lbs and 5' 8"

Extremely SINGLE and would like a man in every major city to be mine ~ Yeah, I am a true GILF

****WARNING “I’m flirty and dominant.”

THEME SONG: Reckless Love – Monster

Also, I don’t tolerate bullshit. If a hint of it shows up, I am gone. KEEP IT TIGHT AND REAL.

I run a few YT channels and I travel to beach destinations. I talk to people all over the world and that is my happy place.
Research and hearing other people tell me their stories is pretty amazing to me. I record podcasts.
I enjoy exploring abandoned buildings and towns, chillin’ on the beach and playing games like Risk and Chess.
I create animations and voice overs so I am always practicing in different accents and dialects
I just want to have fun and laugh every day.
I am one of the most honest and real people you would ever hope to meet. I don't tell lies or even half-truths, not even to save myself from trouble. I am highly opinionated and right to the point in all matters.
I like that about me and I am not changing now.
I lost 70 lbs in the past twelve months and I am a little self-conscious about the excess skin. I am doing photos to get over my excuses.
I am planning on having ‘Gummy Bear Breast Implants’ within the next six months, if I can get my doctor to agree with my A-fib. He is trying to talk me out of it. HA!


I dance and sing everyday, no matter what I am doing
I strike up conversations everywhere I go with anyone I meet
I shaved my head and am experimenting with wigs, LOVE THEM!
Favorite flowers: SUNFLOWERS ~ ROSES ~ CARNATIONS
I like getting my hands dirty as in, I like doing shit and getting things done
I bake Birthday and Wedding cakes for people that can't afford them
Favorite Number: 42
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Quote: “There is no Justice, there is just us”
Favorite Movies: Science Fiction and Horror
Also Favorite Movies: Black and White anything especially with Cary Grant
Favorite Book: Incarnations of Immortality
Favorite Music: Everything but current pop and country
I am a Sugar Addict. I will eat all of your TWINKIES AND CHEESE PUFFS
I have an ORAL, KISSING and HUGGING ADDICTION
Favorite Places: Near any body of water
I am a crazy romantic with a sweet heart
I believe in being kind to others
I enjoy wine, good people and hot tubs
I’m fascinated with Black Holes and Quantum Physics
When I am in love, I am fiercely devoted to that individual in every manner
I also smoke weed
I’m weird AF

I’m old school mixed with a smidge of me. That is all.

Did you just read all of this? Imma give you a cookie and a gold star for the week.