| Can you really know anyone? It takes around
    200 engagement hours to learn about someone. A lifetime actually but you get the gist?  Here are some top facts about me. 
    CURRENT STATS 
    61+ 
    42D X 38 X 50 
    209 lbs and 5' 8" 
    March 9th 
    Extremely SINGLE and would like a Single Man in every major
    city to be mine ~ Yeah, I am a true GILF 
    ****WARNING I am flirty and dominant 
    THEME SONG: Reckless Love - Monster 
    Also, I dont tolerate bullshit. If I even think I smell it,
    I am gone. 
    KEEP IT TIGHT AND REAL. 
    I run a few YT channels and I travel to beach destinations.
    I talk to peo ple all over the world and that is my happy place. 
    Research and hearing other pe ople tell me their stories is pretty am azing to me. I
    record podcasts. 
    I enjoy exploring abandoned buildings and towns, chillin on the beach and playing games
    like Risk and Chess. 
    I create animations and voice overs so I am always practicing in different accents and
    dialects 
    I just want to have fun and laugh every day. 
    I am one of the most honest and real people you would ever hope to meet. I dont tell lies
    or even half-truths, not even to save myself from trouble. I am highly opinionated and
    right to the point in all matters. 
    I like that about me and I am not changing now. 
    I lost 70 lbs in the past twelve months and I am a little self-conscious about the excess
    skin. I am doing photos to get over my excuses. 
    I am planning on having ~Gummy Bear Breast Implants within the next twelve months, if I
    can get my doctor to agree with my A-fib. He is trying to talk me out of it. HA! 
    I dance and sing everyday, no ma tter what I am doing 
    I strike up co nversations everywhere I go with anyone I meet 
    I shaved my head and am experimenting with wigs, LOVE THEM! 
    Favorite flowers: SUNFLOWERS ~ ROSES ~ CARNATIONS 
    I like getting my hands dirty as in, I like doing shit and getting things done 
    I bake Birthday and Wedding cakes for people that can't afford them 
    Favorite Number: 42 
    Favorite Color: Purple 
    Favorite Quote: There is no Justice, there is Just Us 
    Favorite Movies: Science Fiction and Horror 
    Also Favorite Movies: Black and White anything especially with Cary Grant (he's SMEXY AF) 
    Favorite Book: Incarnations of Immortality 
    Favorite Music: Everything but current pop and country 
    I am a Sugar Addict. I will eat all of your TWINKIES AND CHEESE PUFFS 
    I have an ORAL, KISSING and HUGGING ADDICTION 
    Favorite Places: Near any body of water 
    I am a crazy romantic with a sweet heart 
    I believe in being kind to others 
    I enjoy wine, good people and hot tubs 
    I am fascinated with Black Holes and Quantum Physics 
    When I am in love, I am fiercely devoted to that individual in every manner 
    I also smoke weed 
    I am weird AF 
    Im old school mixed with a smidge of me. That is all. 
    Did you just read all of this? Imma give you a cookie and a
    gold star for the week.  |